you hate when you have a very powerful vehicle
and you pull up beside a "Riced out"
car which you could smoke in an instant. The
little useless noises are almost as pathetic
as putting a normal playing card with a clothes
pen on the spokes of a bicycle, or making
car noises when you are obviously on a tricycle.
Even though I love bicycles and tricycles,
I do not love Riced out Vehicles.
all started on a warm sunny day after my friends
and I had done our last exam, which was physics.
We had said to ourselves almost every day
that we should show the "ricers"
up by cruising around in a "riced out
chevette." Well, we did just that...
First we Designed our awesome"Nip
Tip" which adds about, ooooh i'd say
100 HP. Total horsepower after Nip Tip = about
180 horsepower. We made it out of a hulk cup
from 7-Eleven, some paper, and some electrical
we had designed our perfect Hulk "Nip
tip," we thought that to increase the
horsepower even more we'd need a hood scoop.
The hood scoop required delicate cutting methods
of cardboard and a lot of electrical tape.
Adding the hood scoop gave us a gain of about
60 horsepower which puts our total up to 240
HP of pure Chevette goodness!
we had seen the hood scoop in action there
was no question that we had to go one step
further and design a spoiler to go with it.
As you can see, we made our spoiler out of
cardboard as well along with the delicate
use of electrical tape. This spoiler is so
perfectly designed it provides an increase
of 100 HP to the Ultimate Chevette! This brings
our total to 340 HP, HOLLY SHIT! Notice the
happy faces on the brakes, which are really
think that things could not get any better,
but we then decided that to make our chevette
go just that extra bit faster, we would need
NOS to take our car to the limits! The NOS
pushes the Chevette to the Extreme! Making
an increase of another 200 HP!!! Holly SMOKES
having NOS wasn't enough, we added a Chevy
Symbol on the back and GT symbols on the sides
with different coloured electrical tape!
Just having those symbols alone means it can
go at least 10HP faster than it could before!
That brings our total to 550 HP of pure Chevette
Once we had finished modding
the car, we went cruisin' and boy oh boy did
people point and laugh. Little do they know
how much power lies in the mods and how fast
this baby can go! :)